Covid-19 explained

The Administration’s handling of Coronavirus 2019 goes kinda like this: You take your car to the garage for an oil change. After running a few complimentary diagnostics the lead mechanic comes out and tells you that your brake pads are down to 9% and will fail soon, and that you have a leaky fuel injector which could ignite if the vehicle is driven. As you’re about to sign the contract to have the work done the co-owners come out. One smiles and says your car doesn’t really need any work right now and the other one says you’ll be fine if you just believe.