TSA: The perfect vacuum…perfected

I took physics. And if everything goes as planned I’ll be taking more physics next Spring. But in all the lectures on thermodynamics, pressure, force etc. I never thought it was possible to create a vacuum within a vacuum until the TSA. You suck. You sucked when you were just doing the non-invasive stuff. The confiscations suck. The scanners suck. The groping sucks. But when you threatened to shut down Texas airports because we want to draw a line and keep you from crossing it, you achieved a level of suckage such that you turned the damn thing inside out.